My rates begin at £400 for the hour. Each additional hour is £200. Rates for overnight bookings and excursions are discretionary. For bookings outside of London, I will only travel long-distance for a minimum of 4 hours, and will need travel costs covered on top of my rate.

Deposits are non-negotiable, they are an integral part of running a business of one. I require 25% of the fee upfront to secure your booking. Bank transfer is preferred (transfer is received to a generic business account), but if privacy is an issue, I accept a range of electronic gift cards. If you have to cancel our booking with good notice, I will try to reschedule our date and waive your deposit. In the unlikely event that I need to cancel our date, I will return your deposit to you in full.

First, you send me a message. I will respond with details for making a deposit. I will never contact you by phone without consent. I require your phone number because that is how I will send you directions on the day of our booking. I am almost never available last minute, so give me as much notice as possible.